1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:02,635 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:03,837 - I DON'T GET WHY NOT LIVING IN MY OWN HOUSE. 3 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,071 WE NEED THERAPY. 4 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,573 - THERAPY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD TIME TO ME. 5 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,175 - I'M GONNA KEEP ON SEEING HER, EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO IT ALONE. 6 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,378 - THESE ARE SOME TIPS ON HOW TO TALK TO LOVED ONES. 7 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:12,946 A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT. 8 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,481 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SOCCER CAMP THIS SUMMER. 9 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,949 - WAIT, WHAT? 10 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,550 - YOU'RE GONNA BE REAL POPULAR THIS SUMMER. 11 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,286 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I'M GONNA BE THIS SUMMER. 12 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,232 [Leftover Cuties' Game Called Life] 13 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,267 - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 14 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:39,205 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,009 ♪ STEP OUT 16 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:47,680 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 17 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:53,453 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 18 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:58,291 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 19 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:03,630 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 20 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:08,768 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 21 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,280 - OH! 22 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,782 CRAP. 23 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,475 [tires screech] 24 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,144 WELL, HELLO. 25 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,280 - I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,149 I NEED MY SOCKS 27 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,550 AND MY RAZOR. 28 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,319 [grunts] 29 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,987 IF I'M GONNA BE FORCED TO LIVE WITH MY SISTER 30 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,422 INSTEAD OF IN MY OWN HOUSE 31 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,390 BECAUSE MY WIFE SUDDENLY WANTS TO BE ALONE, 32 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,326 THEN THE LEAST I CAN HAVE IS MY SOCKS. 33 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,800 ANGELA SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING ME EMOTIONALLY HOSTAGE. 34 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,568 - WHO'S ANGELA? 35 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:16,769 - MY SHRINK. 36 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:18,571 USED TO BE OUR SHRINK, REMEMBER? 37 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:19,939 OH, WHY WOULD YOU? 38 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:22,108 YOU WERE ONLY THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES. 39 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,277 - WELL, TELL ANGELA SHE'S KIND OF A BITCH. 40 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,912 - THAT MAKES TWO OF YOU. 41 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,718 - HEY. I BOUGHT THAT. 42 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,487 - FOR ME, FOR MY BIRTHDAY... 43 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,855 WHEN YOU GAVE A SHIT ABOUT US. 44 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,291 CALL ME WHEN YOU GIVE A SHIT AGAIN. 45 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,796 [scooter engine turning] 46 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,906 [dog whines] 47 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,440 - THOMAS? 48 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,210 COME ON, TOM. 49 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,811 COME ON, HERE WE GO. 50 00:02:58,811 --> 00:02:59,879 HERE WE GO. 51 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:04,317 GOOD BOY. 52 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,020 [Thomas barks] GO ON. 53 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,922 YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR DOG. 54 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:09,989 HE WAS ON MY PORCH. 55 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,558 - YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR HUSBAND. 56 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,993 EVEL KNIEVEL THERE ALMOST TOOK OUT MY MAILBOX. 57 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,495 WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE? 58 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,729 HE LOSING HIS MARBLES? 59 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:19,365 - LIKE I SAID, WATCH YOUR DOG. 60 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:24,037 ADAM! 61 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,373 ADAM. 62 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,808 HEY, ADAM, ADAM. 63 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:29,876 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 64 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,411 - IS, UH, DAD MOVING BACK IN? 65 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,947 - NO. NO, HE'S NOT, NOT--NOT RIGHT NOW. 66 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,381 - YEAH, WELL, THEN I'M GOING TO BRENT'S. 67 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,849 - ADAM... 68 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:39,152 I KNOW YOU HATE MY GUTS RIGHT NOW. 69 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,620 I GET IT. 70 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,355 BUT SINCE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME, 71 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,290 WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE BEST OF IT. LOOK. 72 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,059 LOOK-IT! 73 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,761 LOOK! DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? 74 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,130 DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE RODE IT FOR SOFT SERVE 75 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,198 EVERY DAY THAT ONE SUMMER? 76 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,766 - YEAH, I WAS, LIKE, TEN. 77 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:56,436 - WHY DON'T WE TAKE IT OUT FOR ANOTHER SPIN, HMM? 78 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,606 TAKE IT OUT ON THE ROAD, REALLY OPEN HER UP, CHILLAX? 79 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,140 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 80 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,775 - NO WAY. 81 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,510 - I CAN'T RIDE IT MYSELF. 82 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,346 - WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KICKED DAD OUT OF THE HOUSE, 83 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,548 'CAUSE YOU'RE HIGH IF YOU THINK I'M RIDING THAT WITH YOU. 84 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,817 I'D RATHER DIE. - DON'T SAY THAT. 85 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,585 - YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY "CHILLAX." 86 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,820 IT'S GAY. 87 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,756 - DON'T USE "GAY" LIKE THAT. 88 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:23,096 [whimpers] 89 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:29,269 OH, OH. 90 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,608 [whimpers] 91 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,448 [breathes deeply] 92 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,451 [bicycle bell jingling] 93 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,456 HEY. [chuckles] 94 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,759 YOU SHOULDN'T SIT OUT IN THE SUN LIKE THAT. 95 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,828 - ALL RIGHT, WHILE I GIVE KUDOS FOR THE GREEN TRANSPORT, 96 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,096 YOU SHOULDN'T RIDE THAT ALONE. 97 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,865 IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC. 98 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,566 - HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A BIKE RIDE WITH ME 99 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,668 FOR SOFT SERVE? 100 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,436 - HUH. ME AND MY MIDDLE-AGED SISTER 101 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,505 RIDING A TANDEM BIKE FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. 102 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,140 I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD BE MORE EMBARRASSING. 103 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,608 OH! I DO KNOW. 104 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,044 COULD WE SPORT MATCHING TYROLEAN HATS WHILE WE DO IT? 105 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,047 - YOU WEAR BAGGIES FOR SHOES, SEAN. 106 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,983 YOU ARE SO NOT ALLOWED TO SAY I'M EMBARRASSING. 107 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,951 - OH, BIKE WITH YOUR OFFSPRING. 108 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,053 - I CAN'T. 109 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,487 HE HATES ME. 110 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,623 - AND THIS IS SURPRISING TO YOU? 111 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,224 - I AM PERFECTLY LIKEABLE. 112 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,860 - COME ON, CATHY, WAKE UP AND SMELL YOUR $10 LATTE. 113 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,896 A BARREL OF LAUGHS YOU ARE NOT. 114 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,365 YOU'RE A CLOSED SYSTEM, 115 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,933 SHUT DOWN! 116 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,568 THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO CONSTIPATED AS A KID. 117 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,070 - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 118 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,705 - I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, 119 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,740 SINCE YOU DIDN'T TAKE A SHIT THROUGH MOST OF HIGH SCHOOL. 120 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,242 - FOR YOUR INFORMATION, PEOPLE LIKE ME, 121 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,477 AND I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS. 122 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,212 - OH, YEAH? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE, UH, TRYING 123 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,780 TO GET ME TO GO "DOUBLIES" WITH YOU? 124 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,882 - OH! YOU ARE DISINVITED FOR SOFT SERVE! 125 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,584 - [chuckles] WELL... 126 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,819 AWW! 127 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,855 ENJOY YOUR SWIRLY CHEMICALS! 128 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,469 - MMM! 129 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,297 - WHOO! 130 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,932 [applause] 131 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,968 - THAT WAS GOOD! 132 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,803 THAT WAS GREAT. THANK YOU. 133 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,139 - OH, I'M SORRY. I'M INTERRUPTING. 134 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,241 - NO, NO, PLEASE. I'M SHEILA. 135 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,776 - CATHY. 136 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,345 all: WELCOME, CATHY. - HOW YOU DOING? 137 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,946 - WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE JOINING US. 138 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,581 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOU? 139 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,419 - WELL, I'M CATHY, UH, JAMISON. 140 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,554 I'M 42. 141 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,524 I...I HAVE A HUSBAND AND A CHILD, 142 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,894 NEITHER OF WHOM ARE SPEAKING TO ME. 143 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,530 SO THERE YOU GO. 144 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,134 - CATHY, DO YOU HAVE CANCER? 145 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:18,604 - WOW, REALLY BURIED THE LEAD THERE. 146 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,506 YES. YES, I DO-- 147 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:23,643 UH, MELANOMA, STAGE FOUR. 148 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,316 - WELL, SINCE YOU CAME ALONE, 149 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,652 WHY DON'T YOU PARTNER WITH LEON THERE? 150 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,621 JUST PULL UP A CHAIR. 151 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,827 - SORRY. 152 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,398 - [whispering] LEUKEMIA, STAGE TWO. 153 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,367 - WELL, GOOD FOR YOU FOR COMING, CATHY. 154 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:51,304 AS WE SAY, CANCER IS A GIFT. 155 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,673 IT ALLOWS YOU TO SPEAK UP IN YOUR LIFE AND SAY, 156 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,808 "HEY, LIFE, THIS IS WHAT I WANT." 157 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,143 BUT BEFORE YOU SPEAK UP, 158 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,845 YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR VOICE, RIGHT, MITCHELL? 159 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,146 - [through mechanical larynx] RIGHT. 160 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,016 - SO LET'S DO A MIRRORING EXERCISE. 161 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,018 I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER 162 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:09,422 AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU THINK THEY'RE FEELING. 163 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,229 - OKAY. 164 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,830 I'LL GO. 165 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,500 THIS MORNING I WAS THINKING HOW GREAT IT WAS 166 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,635 WHEN CARL BROUGHT ME MY CAPPUCCINO IN BED, 167 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,136 HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE HIM, 168 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:25,838 AND HOW KIND HE HAS BEEN TO ME SINCE I GOT SICK. 169 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,574 AND IT'S JUST REALLY OPENED US UP AS A COUPLE. 170 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,145 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MIRROR ME. 171 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,280 - OH. 172 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,016 SHIT, SORRY. 173 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,818 UM... 174 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:41,120 UH, WELL, O-OKAY. 175 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,322 YOU--YOU SEEM HAPPY? 176 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:45,625 - YES, I AM! 177 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,227 I'M--I'M HAPPY. CANCER'S MADE ME HAPPY. 178 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,929 THAT'S IRONIC. 179 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,632 OKAY, NOW YOU GO. 180 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,368 - I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 181 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,537 - YOU SEEM ANXIOUS. 182 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,809 - THE TRUTH IS I... 183 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:07,647 I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE THAT I'M SICK, 184 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,649 I MEAN, BESIDES THIS ROOMFUL OF STRANGERS. 185 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,551 SO I THINK THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, 186 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,554 JUST TO TRY AND... 187 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,455 JUST TO TRY IT OUT. 188 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:21,427 I DON'T THINK ANYONE I KNOW COULD HANDLE IT. 189 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:22,695 - YOU S-- 190 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,263 YOU SEEM REALLY SAD. 191 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,399 - ACTUALLY, LEON, YOU SEEM SAD. 192 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,269 - YES. THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING THAT. 193 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,705 I AM SAD FOR YOU. 194 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,740 YOU SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. 195 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,509 EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND. 196 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,078 - JUST BUCK UP, LEON. 197 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,713 [laughs] I'M FINE, REALLY. 198 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,381 NO, I'M HAPPY, 199 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,450 JUST LIKE YOU. 200 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,419 UH, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA-- 201 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,654 I'M GONNA GO. 202 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,359 - WHAT-- 203 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,229 - ADAM! 204 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,998 SCRAMBLED EGGS! 205 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,833 [doorbell rings] 206 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,508 - THIS IS FOR YOU, FRIEND. 207 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,311 - NUTRITION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR FIGHT. 208 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,913 - HOW DID YOU PEOPLE FIND ME? 209 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,715 - WELL, IT WASN'T EASY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 210 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,183 THERE ARE, LIKE, THREE CATHY JAMISONS 211 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,751 IN THE PHONE BOOK. 212 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,720 - I HAVE PLENTY OF FOOD, BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 213 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,288 - YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER. 214 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,656 WE ARE GONNA CARE ABOUT YOU, 215 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,458 EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOURSELF. 216 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,126 - WE'RE TEAM CATHY. 217 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,295 - I DON'T NEED A TEAM. 218 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,797 I HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE, MY OWN PEOPLE. 219 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,000 - SORRY. YOU'RE STUCK WITH US. 220 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,434 - [laughs] 221 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,503 HAVE A POSITIVE AND LIGHT-FILLED DAY. 222 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,239 350 FOR AN HOUR-- OHH! 223 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,979 I MADE BREAKFAST. 224 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,116 - UM, NOT HUNGRY. 225 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,557 - SEAN! 226 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:01,394 SEAN-- 227 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,329 I WANT YOU TO COME FOR DINNER TOMORROW. 228 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,898 I HAVE A BIG CASSEROLE THAT IS MOST LIKELY ORGANIC 229 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,233 AND NOT TASTY. 230 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,868 - YOU'RE LOUSY WITH THE INVITES THESE DAYS. 231 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,002 WHAT GIVES? 232 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,338 LAST TIME I WAS AT YOUR HOUSE WAS CHRISTMAS, 233 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,840 AND EVEN THEN, PAULIE MADE ME SIT AT THE FUCKING KIDDIE TABLE. 234 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,442 - PAUL WON'T BE THERE. 235 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,744 THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE, SEAN. 236 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,379 YOU'RE MY PEOPLE, 237 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,948 AND I WANT MY PEOPLE TO EAT BAD CASSEROLE WITH ME. 238 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,216 [car horn honks] 239 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,818 - HEY, SEXY. 240 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,054 - HI! HA! 241 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,288 - SEXY? 242 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:33,325 - OOH HOO HOO HOO. 243 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,527 - COME HERE. 244 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,529 MMM! - MMM! 245 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,431 - HI! 246 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,800 I'M CATHY. 247 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,102 - I'M DAPHNE. - DAPHNE'S MY LADY. 248 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,537 - REALLY? 249 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,172 YOU DON'T BATHE, AND YET YOU HAVE A LADY? 250 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,974 - OH, IT ALLOWS ME TO, UH, STEW IN MY OWN MALENESS. 251 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,544 IT'S LIKE CATNIP TO WOMEN. 252 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,045 - AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 253 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,415 - OH, JESUS, NO. - OH, GOD, NO. 254 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,950 I'M SEAN'S SISTER. 255 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,319 - SEAN NEVER SAID HE HAD A SISTER. 256 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,855 - WHAT, YOU-- YOU LIED ABOUT ME? 257 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:03,956 I'M YOUR PEOPLE. 258 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,224 - I BROUGHT YOU LUNCH-- 259 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,460 DAY-OLD SUSHI, THEY WERE GONNA TOSS IT. 260 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,328 - DAPHNE WORKS AT WHOLE FOODS. 261 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,930 SHE ALSO READS AURAS. 262 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,266 - SEAN'S COMING TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 263 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,035 YOU SHOULD COME TOO, DAPHNE. 264 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,870 I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW 265 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,106 ANY GIRL WHO WOULD DATE MY HOMELESS BROTHER. 266 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,073 - AWESOME. 267 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,212 I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH EYES. 268 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,180 - AWESOME. 269 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,164 OH, JESUS. 270 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,968 COME ON, THOMAS. COME ON. 271 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,703 ARE YOU TAKING THE VASE NOW? 272 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,104 - NO. 273 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,907 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 274 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,810 I DON'T KNOW WHICH END IS UP, CATHY. 275 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,111 YOU WON'T TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL, 276 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,613 AND ANGELA TELLS ME HOW I SHOULD FEEL. 277 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,515 BUT ALL I FEEL IS LIKE 278 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,350 A FLIP-FLOPPIN' MESS OF A MAN. 279 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,554 I MISS YOU NEXT TO ME. 280 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,056 I HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT BECAUSE OF MY APNEA. 281 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,892 AND YOU KNOW I STOP BREATHING 282 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,393 10 OR 12 TIMES A NIGHT, 283 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,362 AND IF SOMEONE'S NOT THERE TO FLIP ME OVER, 284 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,429 I COULD DIE. 285 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,265 AND MY SISTER'S USELESS. 286 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,134 E GOES OUT LINE DANCING AND DRINKING 287 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,003 EVERY NIGHT WITH OTHER DIVORCEES, 288 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,272 AND I REALLY NEED YOU! 289 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,374 - SO YOU DON'T DIE IN YOUR SLEEP. 290 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,543 - WE GET EACH OTHER. 291 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,479 WE KNOW ALL THE INS AND OUTS. WE HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS. 292 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,682 YOU ROLL ME OVER, I BRING IN THE GROCERIES. 293 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,551 YOU LEFT THOSE ON THE PORCH, 294 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,120 WHICH, BY THE WAY, COULD BE A SIGN 295 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,454 OF EARLY ALZHEIMER'S. 296 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,456 SEE? WE DO NEED EACH OTHER. 297 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,193 AND YOU'RE WELCOME. 298 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,932 - I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. 299 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:56,468 I-I NEED TO RETURN MARLENE'S DOG. 300 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,404 - I'M GONNA WIN YOU BACK, CATHY. 301 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,973 - I WISH YOU WOULDN'T RIGHT NOW. 302 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,642 [sirens wailing on TV] 303 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:06,212 [door opens] MARLENE? 304 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,082 - DO YOU EVER KNOCK? 305 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,784 - NO. NEITHER DOES YOUR DOG. 306 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,819 HE WAS IN MY BED THIS MORNING. 307 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,588 HE'S CLEARLY LONELY. 308 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,289 - HE WAS IN YOUR BED? - YES. 309 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,557 HE WAS LICKING ME ALL OVER. 310 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,259 SO HOW ABOUT YOU PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION 311 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,861 AND GET A GOOD FENCE? 312 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,796 - SORRY IF IT PUT YOU OUT. 313 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,865 - THANK YOU. 314 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,967 - AND YOU MAY WANT TO WASH WHEREVER HE LICKED. 315 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,069 THOMAS LIKES TO EAT HIS OWN POOP. 316 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,172 [Thomas whines] 317 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,306 - I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 318 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,674 - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. 319 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,910 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MY COOCH IS GETTING SORE. 320 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,879 - JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 321 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,449 THINK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU'RE GONNA FEEL 322 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,484 WHEN YOU GO DOWN A DRESS SIZE. 323 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:48,554 - WHO THE FUCK WEARS DRESSES? 324 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,928 - I WANT YOU TO COME TO MY PLACE FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 325 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,930 - WHY? 326 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,166 - BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, ANDREA. 327 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,102 - LET ME CHECK MY BOOK. 328 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,803 MM, NO, THANK YOU. 329 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,039 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT. 330 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,176 - THIS BETTER NOT BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE BLINDSIDE FANTASIES 331 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,779 WHERE THE UPTIGHT WHITE BITCH TRIES TO SAVE A BLACK KID. 332 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,514 - I'M NOT TRYING TO SAVE YOU, ANDREA. 333 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,717 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO DROP DEAD BEFORE YOU GRADUATE. 334 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,519 - WAY TO DREAM SMALL, MRS. JAMISON. 335 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,520 [clicks tongue] 336 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,257 - HOLY MIDDLE AMERICANA. 337 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,392 - NO, THANK YOU. 338 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,794 - WHAT ARE THOSE, TINY HOT DOGS? 339 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,330 YOU WHITE FOLKS EAT SOME CRAZY-ASS FOOD. 340 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,898 - IT'S PIGS IN A BLANKET. 341 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,166 YOU CAN HAVE ONE... 342 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,035 JUST DON'T HAVE THREE. 343 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,704 - YOU KNOW HOW THEY MAKE THE, UH, "PIG" PART, ANDREA? 344 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,340 THEY TAKE ALL THE LEFTOVER PIECES 345 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,209 OF FAT AND MUCUS FROM THEIR BLOODY SLAUGHTERHOUSES 346 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:47,513 AND ADD SOME PIG SHIT AND SOMETIMES SOME COW SKIN... 347 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:48,814 - GROUND-UP BONE, 348 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:49,915 AND THEN THEY WRAP THE WHOLE THING 349 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,384 IN A PARASITE-LADEN INTESTINE. 350 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:55,387 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT WHEN WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES. 351 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,723 - TOO BAD IT'S A SENTENCE NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR. 352 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,733 - THIS IS WEIRD. 353 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,068 CAN I GO HOME NOW? 354 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,069 - YEAH, CAN I? 355 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,905 - WHERE'S ADAM? 356 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,607 - HE REFUSES TO COME OUT OF HIS ROOM. 357 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,176 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GIVEN UP. 358 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,245 HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. 359 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,748 [punk rock music playing, pounding at door] 360 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,351 - MOM, LEAVE ME ALONE! 361 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:30,889 [music stops] 362 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,492 - YOUR MOTHER MADE A GODDAMN MEAL FOR YOU, 363 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,661 AND IT MIGHT BE SHITTY AND MADE WITH INTESTINES, 364 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,996 BUT SHE DID IT, 365 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,430 AND NOW SHE'S CATCHING ALL THE SHIT FOR IT, 366 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,898 SO YOU GET YOUR SKINNY ASS DOWNSTAIRS, 367 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,035 BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS OLD AND FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT! 368 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,871 NOW! 369 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,206 - MMM. 370 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,674 - YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE REALLY HARD. 371 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,878 AND YOU ALMOST, LIKE, STOP LOOKING AT SOMEONE TO SEE IT. 372 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,147 - SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT TO ME. 373 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,382 - CAREFUL, ANDREA. 374 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,716 WITH THAT ATTITUDE, 375 00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,385 YOUR AURA MIGHT BE ALL GRAY AND YUCKY. 376 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,453 - ACTUALLY, YOURS IS PINK, 377 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,123 KIND OF SPARKLY. 378 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,824 - NO SHIT. - MM-HMM. 379 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,393 - I'VE GOT A GIRLIE AURA. 380 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,961 - YEAH, WELL, KEEP YOUR GIRLIE AURA 381 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,262 OUT OF MY POTATOES, PLEASE. 382 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,930 - YOU'RE FUNNY. GROSS. 383 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,999 - SICK PEOPLE SOMETIMES LOOK GRAY 384 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,968 OR CLOUDY WHITE. 385 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,669 - ANYBODY WANT ANY MORE, UH, CASSEROLE? 386 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,371 - PASS. - OH, NO. 387 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,340 - NO, PUT--PUT THAT BACK. - STILL WORKING ON THIS. 388 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,343 - SEAN! - WHAT? 389 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,377 WHAT? JESUS! 390 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,912 - YOU DID THE CHAIR THING. 391 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,947 I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THE CHAIR THING. 392 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,650 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! JEEZ! 393 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,852 SEAN! 394 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,354 - IT'S JUST TOO EASY. 395 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,623 - STOP IT! STOP FIGHTING! 396 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,425 FIGHTING REALLY UPSETS ME. 397 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,626 - THEN IT'S A GOOD THING 398 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,861 YOU DIDN'T GROW UP WITH SEAN AS A BROTHER. 399 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,397 - AND YOU WONDER WHY I LEFT YOU OFF MY FAMILY TREE. 400 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,099 YOU, I WOULD KEEP. 401 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,201 - MM! COOL! 402 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,270 - BABY, I'M SORRY. 403 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,039 COME HERE. - YOU ARE SO DAMN CUTE. 404 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,941 - GIVE ME A KISS. 405 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,477 - ALL RIGHT, THAT IS GROSSER THAN THIS. 406 00:17:58,477 --> 00:17:59,578 PLEASE HAVE SOME. 407 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,946 - NO, I WON'T HAVE SOME. 408 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,381 - DOESN'T THAT LOOK DELICIOUS? - YOU CAN HAVE SOME. 409 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,450 - IT'S PURPLE. WHO DOESN'T WANT TO EAT PURPLE? 410 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,717 - YOU DON'T. 411 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:09,888 [overlapping conversations] 412 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,157 [both laughing] 413 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,594 [conversations continue] 414 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,506 [laughter] 415 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,645 - I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME, CATHY. 416 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,819 I'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE THIS. 417 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:44,256 IT'S FOR HEALING... 418 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,159 FOR YOU AND SEAN AND YOUR BROKEN RELATIONSHIP. 419 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,861 - GOOD NIGHT, JOHN BOY. 420 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,598 - COME ON, WE GOT A BIG WALK AHEAD OF US. 421 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,666 IT'S JUST TOO NICE OF AN EVENING TO DRIVE. 422 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,668 - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE BIKE? 423 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,705 IT--IT WORKS BETTER WITH TWO PEOPLE. 424 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,039 - REALLY? 425 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,241 WHAT, DID YOU FUCK WITH THE BRAKES? 426 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,510 - JUST TAKE THE BIKE, SEAN. 427 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,129 - YOU HAVE A DOG? 428 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,165 [Thomas whines] 429 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,901 - NO. I HAVE A STALKER. 430 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,837 HEY, I'LL PAY YOU TEN BUCKS 431 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,872 IF YOU WALK HIM AROUND THE BLOCK. 432 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,741 TAKE ADAM WITH YOU TOO, 433 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,442 BUT I'M NOT PAYING EXTRA FOR THAT. 434 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,045 - MAYBE SHE'S GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE. 435 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,847 WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO MY GRANDMA, 436 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,882 SHE STARTED ACTING REAL STRANGE-- 437 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,617 CRYING IN CHURCH ALL THE TIME. 438 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,286 - I JUST WANT MY LIFE TO BE NORMAL. 439 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,921 - YEAH, AND I WANT TO MEET USHER. 440 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,491 YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 441 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,059 - [barks] - HEY! 442 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,795 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 443 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,598 THAT COLORED GIRL IS TRYING TO STEAL MY THOMAS! 444 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,066 - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, OLD LADY? 445 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,135 - I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. I GOT A RIFLE. 446 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,503 - TO SHOOT COLORED PEOPLE WITH? 447 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,206 - I'D SHOOT ANYBODY WHO WON'T GET OFF MY LAWN, 448 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,008 SO BACK THE HELL UP. 449 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,144 - POP OFF, BITCH. 450 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,879 - OHH! - [laughs] 451 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,983 HOLY SHIT! 452 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,152 [both grunting, Thomas barking] 453 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,421 - HEY! 454 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,422 HEY! - AAH! 455 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,990 - ANDREA, STOP IT! 456 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,558 MARLENE, ARE YOU OKAY? 457 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,260 - DO YOU KNOW THIS COLORED GIRL? 458 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,095 - FUCK YOU. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ANDREA, 459 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,863 BACK TO THE HOUSE. 460 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,333 ADAM, BACK TO THE HOUSE! 461 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:40,105 I AM SO SORRY, MARLENE. 462 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,844 I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR DOG. 463 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,783 - OKAY. 464 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,851 - OH, JESUS. 465 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,853 IS THAT HER? 466 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,854 HEY! 467 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,724 CATHY! HI. - [laughs] 468 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,493 DID YOU GET THE GROCERIES? - I DID, THANK YOU. 469 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,228 AGAIN, UNNECESSARY. 470 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,663 - TEAM CATHY MISSED YOU AT GROUP. 471 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:05,998 - WE DID. 472 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,733 - YOU KNOW, I... 473 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,701 I'M NOT SURE GROUPS ARE REALLY FOR ME. 474 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:14,406 I THINK I'M MORE THE SUFFERING IN SILENCE KIND OF GAL. 475 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,074 - [with mechanical larynx] ARE YOU SMOKING? 476 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,743 - WOW. 477 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,877 CATHY. 478 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,046 - LOOK... 479 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,714 I'M DYING, PEOPLE. 480 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,350 [laughs] I MEAN, YOU GOT TO LET ME HAVE MY SIMPLE PLEASURES. 481 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,452 - YOU'RE NOT DYING. YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF. 482 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,920 - POTATO, POTAHTO. 483 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,222 - YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE IN. 484 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,890 - YEAH, WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, 485 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,226 SQUEEZE OUT A SMILE. 486 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:38,063 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME HERE? 487 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,065 I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE. 488 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,167 I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOU TO TAKE ME ON 489 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,535 AS YOUR PET PROJECT, 490 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,504 AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED TO BE JUDGED BY YOU. 491 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,406 AND IN CASE NO ONE'S TOLD YOU, 492 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,874 CANCER'S NOT A GIFT. 493 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,677 CANCER IS NOT A PASSPORT TO A BETTER LIFE. 494 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,613 CANCER IS THE REASON I'M NOT GONNA HAVE MY LIFE! 495 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,749 I'M NOT GONNA WATCH MY SON GET MARRIED. 496 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,718 I'M NOT GONNA SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN. 497 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:03,288 SO EXCUSE ME FOR NOT SQUEEZING OUT A SMILE. 498 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:06,458 YOU KNOW, WE--WE WALK AROUND WITH THIS GRAYNESS INSIDE OF US, 499 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,959 AND YOU WANT TO PRETEND 500 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,530 THAT WE'RE BRIGHT AND SHINY AND FULL OF POSSIBILITIES? 501 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,800 WELL, COUNT ME OUT, BECAUSE CANCER SUCKS! 502 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,603 PUT THAT ON YOUR GODDAMN INSPIRATIONAL POSTER! 503 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,006 - ANGER IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, CATHY. 504 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,909 - ACTUALLY, SHEILA, 505 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,345 ANGER IS EXCELLENT FOR ME. 506 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,714 - SHARING WITH PEOPLE IS VITAL. 507 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:32,384 WE GET SICK ALONE. WE HEAL TOGETHER. 508 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,652 - NO. 509 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,420 WE GET SICK ALONE. 510 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,224 WE LIVE ALONE, AND WE DIE ALONE. 511 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,994 - BUT DON'T YOU WANT SOMEONE IN YOUR CORNER 512 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,596 WHEN THAT HAPPENS? 513 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,673 [car alarm chirps] 514 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,544 [crunching] 515 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:25,337 - LOOK FAMILIAR? 516 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,572 - YES. THIS USED TO BE MY LIVING ROOM. 517 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,641 - SPRING BREAK, FORT LAUDERDALE, 518 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,476 YOUR SENIOR YEAR. 519 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,011 - OH, MY GOSH. 520 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,647 - IMAGINE THE OVERWHELMING SCENT OF COPPERTONE-- 521 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:38,450 YOU WITH A SUNBURN ACROSS YOUR ADORABLE CHEEKS, 522 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,420 AND ME WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A TWO-PACK. 523 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,389 CATHERINE ELIZABETH TOLKIE-- 524 00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,191 OUCH-- 525 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,728 THE MOMENT I SAW YOU AT THE STUDENT UNION 526 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,696 PUTTING UP POSTERS FOR THE SPRING FLING, 527 00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:53,265 I KNEW I LOVED YOU. 528 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:57,235 I LOVED THE WAY YOU PUT UP YOUR POSTERS REALLY NEATLY 529 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,637 WITH YOUR STAPLE GUN, 530 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,138 AND I LOVED THE WAY YOU LAUGHED 531 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,174 WHEN YOU REALIZED THEY WERE UPSIDE DOWN. 532 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,575 KEEP IN MIND I'M 25 HERE. 533 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,076 I'VE GOT NEWER, HIPPER MATERIAL, 534 00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,845 BUT I'M TRYING TO STAY HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. 535 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:11,416 I LOVED THAT UNDERNEATH THAT SHELL OF A CURMUDGEON 536 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:15,787 LAY THE HEART OF A GIRL WHO LOVED TO DANCE AND FLING, 537 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,089 BOTH OF WHICH YOU DID QUITE WELL 538 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,725 THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT, 539 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,160 IF MEMORY SERVES. 540 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:26,331 YOU'RE THE YIN TO MY YANG, 541 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,866 THE PING TO MY PONG, 542 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,402 THE NORMAL TO MY CRAZY. 543 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,637 LET'S BE US FOREVER, AD INFINITUM. 544 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:37,309 I WANT US TO GROW TO BE OLD, INCONTINENT IDIOTS TOGETHER. 545 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,779 MARRY ME, CATHY. 546 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,714 - PAUL, I... 547 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:43,949 - YOU SAID YES, BY THE WAY. 548 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,117 - I KNOW I DID. - SO SAY YES AGAIN NOW. 549 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,954 - I'M NOT THAT NORMAL GIRL ANYMORE. 550 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,655 - IT'S OKAY. I LOST MY TWO-PACK. 551 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,458 - BUT YOU'RE STILL KIND OF THAT GUY-- 552 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:57,262 THE GUY WHO DUMPS SAND INTO MY LIVING ROOM 553 00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:00,232 AND DOESN'T WONDER, YOU KNOW, WHO'S GONNA CLEAN UP THE MESS. 554 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:04,202 - FINE. I'LL CLEAN UP THE SAND. 555 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,105 JESUS, CATHY, WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT. 556 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,174 YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO LOVE THE GUY 557 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,809 WHO DID SILLY SHIT LIKE THIS. 558 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,178 YOU MARRIED THE GUY WHO DID SILLY SHIT LIKE THIS! 559 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,814 - I KNOW. I JUST... 560 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,350 THINGS HAVE CHANGED FOR ME. 561 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,186 [shoes slap loudly] 562 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,687 I'VE CHANGED, 563 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,690 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN, 564 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,793 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A RIGHT TO ASK YOU TO. 565 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,996 - I'M SORRY IF MY PERSONALITY'S 566 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,497 BECOME SUCH A BURDEN TO YOU. 567 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:33,999 - OH, PAUL, THAT'S NOT-- 568 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:36,968 - YOU KNOW, IT'S IRONIC, BECAUSE THE GIRL THAT I MARRIED-- 569 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:40,405 THAT KIND, SWEET, FUNNY, SMART GIRL, 570 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,873 THE GIRL WHO LOVED ME-- 571 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,309 I KIND OF WISH SHE'D STUCK AROUND. 572 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:51,483 [door opens and closes] 573 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,094 [dog yelps] 574 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,132 - OH, MY GOD! 575 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,267 OH, MY GOD, THOMAS. 576 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,469 OH, THOMAS. MARLENE! 577 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:14,639 IT'S OKAY. 578 00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:16,141 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 579 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,609 MARLENE! 580 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,713 MARLENE. - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 581 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,381 - I AM SO, SO SORRY. 582 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,116 I DIDN'T SEE HIM. 583 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:26,451 HE'S BEEN SHOWING UP. 584 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,986 HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND. I-- 585 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:30,322 - WHAT KIND OF CANCER IS IT? 586 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,190 - WHAT? 587 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:33,892 OH, NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE CANCER. 588 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,461 HE HAS A BROKEN LEG, WHICH I'M PAYING FOR, I PROMISE. 589 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,929 - NO. 590 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,631 WHAT KIND OF CANCER DO YOU HAVE? 591 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,234 DOGS CAN SMELL IT, YOU KNOW. 592 00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:46,304 THAT'S WHY HE WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE. 593 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:49,307 HE FOLLOWED MY HUSBAND AROUND THE LAST YEAR HE WAS ALIVE-- 594 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,176 COLON CANCER. 595 00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:55,880 THAT DOG HAD HIS HEAD HALFWAY UP EDDIE'S ASS FOR MONTHS. 596 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,253 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 597 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,089 CANCER IS A MOTHERFUCKER. 598 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:07,058 - SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S A GIFT. 599 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,159 - TELL THAT TO MY HUSBAND 600 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:11,363 WHEN HE WAS CRAPPING THROUGH A TUBE. 601 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,099 YOU GOT A NICE HOUSE. 602 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,434 - THANKS. 603 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:19,304 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HATE BLACK PEOPLE, RIGHT? 604 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,705 - OH, I DON'T. 605 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,341 I JUST NEED TO GET ANGRY SOMETIMES. 606 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:26,978 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 607 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,649 THANKS FOR LISTENING, MARLENE. 608 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,018 - IT DOESN'T MAKE US FRIENDS OR ANYTHING. 609 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,521 - YEAH, I KNOW. 610 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:43,161 - ♪ SHOW ME SUNSHINE ♪ 611 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:46,164 ♪ SHOW ME GOOD TIMES ♪ 612 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,334 ♪ SHOW ME HAPPY DAYS ♪ 613 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,871 ♪ SHOW ME BETTER WAYS ♪ 614 00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,673 ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪ 615 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,141 ♪ SHI-I-INE ♪ 616 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,576 ♪ SHI-I-I-I-INE ♪ 617 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,845 ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪ 618 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,647 ♪ SHI-I-INE ♪ 619 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,183 ♪ SHI-I-I-I-INE ♪ 620 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,219 ♪ SHOW ME PLACES ♪ 621 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:11,456 ♪ SHOW ME CHALLENGES ♪ 622 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:14,526 ♪ SHOW ME NEW THINGS ♪ 623 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,696 ♪ SHOW ME MY WILDEST DREAMS ♪ 624 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,731 ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪